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A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: Push!... But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the babys head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Zimbabwe? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about MSU students, are they alive and horny? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about the Zimdancehall saga ? NURSE: jah love is nolonger driving a fancy car ,he is now riding a bicycle . BABY: What about papa Charamba, is he still doing gospel? NURSE: No! He is now a rastaman. BABY: Is Chinotimba still in Parliament? ? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Are Mps and ministers still accusing each other of bribes? NURSE: Yes. BABY: is Pistorious case still going on? NURSE:Yes. BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Am not coming out again!

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