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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses and leather jacket. Saint Peter asks him Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven? The guy replies, Im Captain Knight, retired American Airlines Pilot from Dallas. Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom. Next up is the priest. He stands erect and booms out, I am Father Joe, pastor of Saint Marys in Pasadena for the last 43 years. Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom. Wait a minute, says the good father, that pilot gets a silken robe and golden staff while I get only cotton and wood. How can this be? Up here ... We go by results, says Saint Peter, when you preached, people slept; when he flew people prayed.

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