A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly causes an accident. After changing gears he lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says, Father remember Luke 14:10? The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, when he changes gear and has oogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says, Father remember Luke 14:10? Once again the priest apologizes, Sorry sister, but you know the flesh causes temptation. Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Luke 14:10. It says, Go forth and seek higher, you will find glory! CHAIRMAN APUOYO BIGGY
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:11:58 +0000
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