A professor is giving the 1st yr medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides 2 giv them a few basics b4 starting. “U must b capable of 2 things 2 do an autopsy. The first thing is that u must hav no sense of fear.” At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man’s @nus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students 2 do the same thing wth the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow thru wth his disgusting command. “The 2nd thing is that u must hav an acute sense of observation: How many of u noticed that I stuck ma middle finger in2 the corpse’s @nus, but I licked ma index finger?” . . *SILENCE! * After the class was over, t took the cleaner 3 hrs to mop up the vomit!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:19:49 +0000
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