A rabbit and a bear are walking in the woods one day, when the bear happens upon a magic lamp. This bear is not very nice to the rabbit so he then picks up the rabbit and rubs the lamp. A genie pops out and says: You have freed me, so you each get three wishes. The bear says: I wish all of the bears in this region were female bears, except for me. The rabbit says: I wish I had a motorcycle. The bear then says: Ooh, Ive got a good one. I wish all of the bears in the whole country were female bears, except for me. The rabbit says: I wish I had a motorcycle helmet. The bears last wish is: Ooh, ooh, heres the best one of all! Here goes. I wish that all of the bears in the whole world were female bears, except for me. Then the rabbit says: I wish the bear right next to me was gay. The rabbit then hops on his motorcycle and drives away as fast as he can.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 17:44:03 +0000