A regular checkup with the doctor has revealed something unusual about Samajwadi Party leader, Azam Khan: his skin is thicker than his buffaloes’. According to the doctors at the Sahara Hospitals in Lucknow, when a nurse tried to administer Azam Khan a regular B12 injection, the syringe’s needle broke. “We tried it two more times, but the needle simply wouldn’t go in,” said Dr SNS Yadav. “It was then that we got the wardboy to hop across the street to the veterinary clinic and fetch one of those giant syringes that are used on animals. But to our suprise, even that needle broke!” Intrigued, the doctors then contacted Ashutosh‘s vet doctor in New Delhi, flew him in to Lucknow and had him test the thickness of the buffaloes’ skins. “In the end, it turned out that Azam bhai‘s skin was much, much thicker. It was unbelievable,” the doctor said, and added, “We now plan to do a brain comparison as well.” Khan, however, in his characteristic style, shot right back at reporters alleging that he was being targeted because he was a Muslim. “Why are the doctors ignoring the skin thickness of a dangerous person like Amit Shah? This is nothing but partiality. We will challenge these findings,” he declared. Meanwhile, BJP leader Giriraj Singh has warned that any doctor who attempts to measure the thickness of Modi’s skin will be sent to Pakistan.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 09:19:00 +0000
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