A repost from months back :v Answers to stupid questions (^^,)/ 1. Someone calls u @ 2am and asks Are u sleeping? Ans: No, I was waiting for ur call idiot. 2. When its raining and some1 notice u going out, they ask; Are u going out in this rain? Ans: No! In the next one. 3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; What are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash it for you. 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask; Did you just have a bath? Ans: No, I fell into the toilet bowl. 5. Youre standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; Are you going up? Ans: No, Im waiting for my office to come down and get me! 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask; Are those flowers? Ans: No baby, theyre carrots! 7. YoU are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, Is anyone there? Ans:No! shit locked the door!. 8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked; What are you doing here? Ans: Im here to pay my school fees... IDIOT!!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask; Are you sleeping? Ans: No, Im training how to DIE...
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 12:54:26 +0000
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