A republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary Clinton is attending, and trying gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, Yall havin some problem with them circle flies? She stopped talking and said, Well yes, if thats what theyre called. But Ive never heard of circle flies. Well maam, the cowboy replies, circle flies hang around ranches. Theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. Oh, Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, Are you calling me a horses ass? No, maam, the cowboy replies, I have too much respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator a horses ass. Thats a good thing, she responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, Hard to fool them flies though.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 21:42:10 +0000
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