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A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. What are you getting your girlfriend? asks the poor man. And the rich man says Im getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes. Why both? asks the poor man. The rich man replies, That way if she doesnt like the ring she can still enjoy the Mercedes when she returns the ring. Then the rich man asks the poor man What are you getting your girlfriend? The poor man says Im buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go screw herself. :O

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