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A rich widow looking for a husband Who: wont beat her up, wont run away, and has to be great in bed. Hundreds applied but no one qualified. One day, her doorbell rand and she saw a man with no arms and no legs lying on her welcome mat. WOMAN: what do u want? Man: Im the man you are looking for. I wont beat you up coz i have no arms and i wont run away coz i have no legs. WOMAN: what makes think youre great in bed? Man: hulaan mo kung anu ang pantusok ko sa doorbell? T_T_? hahahaha/////gandang gabi sa lahat

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