>> A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and >> Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? >> ? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A sardarji photographer focusing a dead bodys face in a funeral >> function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? >> He said SMILE PLEASE >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, >> climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. >> A man asks why he does this. >> >> Sardarji: Ive been promoted as branch manager. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with >> a open mouth............. >> Because his doctor advised him Todays dinner >> should be light >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself?I am Sardar >> Banta Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee Preeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & >> the girl my kidney.... >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? >> Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult >> question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? >> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A teacher told all students in a class to write an >> essay on a cricket match. >> All were busy writing except one Sardarji. >> he wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH! >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet >> Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could >> have posted it.... >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A Sardar & his wife filed an application for >> Divorce. Judge asked: Howll U divide, UVE 3 children? >> >> Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardars wish: when i die, i wana die like my >> grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the >> passengers in the >> car he was driving.. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after >> every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. >> A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not >> in the morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM. >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. >> The Chinese friend just says CHIN YU YAN and >> dies. >> >> Sardarji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of friends >> last words. It is U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE! >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. >> His wife asked what you are doing. >> >> He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping. >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... >> >> To avoid side effect!!! >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Man: Sardarji where were u born? >> Sardarji: Punjab. >> Man: Which part? >> Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab. >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke >> >> Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me >> bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath. >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her.... >> Girl said- What r u doing...? >> Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. >> I dont know how she got my no, She interrupts >> whenever I call someone and says please recharge your card >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A person went into the office kitchen one morning >> and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur >> coat and a nice denim jacket. >> Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her >> why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. >> She showed him the instructions on the tin, For >> best results put on two coats >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the >> line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa! Ive seen ur password.?Its 4 asterisks >> (****). >> The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, >> Its 1258 >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college??? >> A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks >> when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? >> A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........ >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> After finishing MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. >> He checked his first patients Eyes, then the >> Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. >> Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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