A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche out the car sales room . Taking off down the motor-way, he floored it to 100 kmph, enjoying the wind blowing through. Amazing he thought as he flew down the Motor Way, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue light flashing, siren blaring. I can get away from him - no problem ! He floored it to 140, then 150 ...then 170 ... Suddenly, he thought, What on earth am I doing ? Im too old for this nonsense ! So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the drivers side of his Porche, looked at his watch and said, Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes, Today is Friday and Im taking off for the weekend, If you can give me a reason that Ive never heard before for why you were speeding, Ill let you go The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied, Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back The Cop left saying Have a good day, Sir.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 19:02:18 +0000
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