A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, Ive just been molested! The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to goback to her seat and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that shed been molested too. The bus driver decides that hed had enough and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his handsand knees crawling in the aisles. Hey gramps, what are you doing down there? says the bus driver. I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I tried to grab it,it gets up and runs away!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 04:37:37 +0000
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