A short list of a few indisputable laws of the universe I have discovered in my lifetime and some friends added to it. Feel free to add your own in the comment section below. 1. If you are late for important meeting/event: Every traffic light you come to will turn red. 2. When you are stuck behind a car thats just poking along: You will meet a line of traffic in the straightaways. 3. This one has 2 parts. Part 1: If you dont take your cell phone into the bathroom: You will miss the important call you have been waiting for. Part 2. If you do take it, nobody will call. 4. The slow car youre stuck behind keeps making the same turns on to the same roads youre planning to turn on to. 5. As soon as you find that perfect spot in bed and youre perfectly comfortable and about to go to sleep....you realize you have to pee..... 6. The car you are stuck behind needs a ring job..Its a crop duster..It is also hauling manure.. 7. You work like crazy to get your touchscreen device clean so you can see what you are doing only to get fingerprints all over it again to make it work.. 8. You get almost asleep and are rudely awakened to find out that the wife has been snacking on leftover crab cakes and deviled eggs..Hello couch.. 9. As soon as you get nice and comfortable the dog asks to go out, OR the phone rings. 10. Falling toast ALWAYS lands butter side down. 11. Light dirt is attracted to dark surfaces: dark dirt is attracted to light surfaces. 13. You always think of the perfect things to say AFTER an argument.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 18:37:02 +0000
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