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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, please, may I hide under your skirt? Ill explain later. The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, sister have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, he went that way. When the police left, the soldier crawled out from under the Nuns skirt and said, I cant thank you enough sister, you see I dont want to go to Iraq. The nun said, I understood completely The soldier added, I hope Im not rude but you have a great pair of legs. The nun replied, if you went high, you would have seen a great pair of BALLS, I dont want to go to IRAQ either

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