A store that sells husbands has just opened in the city , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first three floors the signs on the doors read: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it! Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor # 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that it is impossible to please you. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit and went to the finest tailor in town. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning. He felt that in this suit he could do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, Didnt you tell me you were a banker? The young man answered, Yes, I did. The tailor quipped, Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. 2. The only important thing in a book is the meaning that it has for you. - W. Somerset Maugham 3. It is possible that a miracle was not something that happened to you, but rather something that didn’t. - Jodi Picoult 4. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 23:35:10 +0000
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