A terrified soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, Please, may I hide under your skirt. Ill explain later. The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, He went that way. After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, I cant thank you enough Sister. You see, I dont want to go to Iraq .. The nun said, I understand completely. The soldier added, I hope Im not rude, but you have a great pair of legs! The nun replied, If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I dont want to go to Iraq either #Edu
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 10:21:59 +0000
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