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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing. Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation? A: Because most oboes are full of holes. Music is the food of love, but dont disturb the neighbours Manage subscription
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 12:40:58 +0000

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