A true Story, Not: Hehehehehehehehehehehe. Lol The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. She asked his students, Who said, I shall return to die in the land of my fathers? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied, King Jaja of Opobo, 1875 Very good! said the teacher. Then she asked again, Who said, The land use act will feed the nation? Again, no response except from Mensah: Obasanjo, 1976. The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do. The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: Ghana must go. Who said that? she demanded. Mensah put his hand up, Buhari, 1984. At that point, a student at the back scornfully said, Hmmm, you think you are smart? The teacher glared and asked, All right! Now,who said that? Again, Mensah said, Babangida to Abiola, 1992. Hmmm, a Student at the back smiled, I dey laugh ooh Mensah smiled back and said, Obasanjo to Atiku, 2001. Now furious, another student yelled, Oh yeah! Eat this! Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998 Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, You little shit. If you say anything else, Ill kill you. Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004! The teacher fainted and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, Oh shit, were in Big trouble now! Mensah whispered, Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon, 2007 Someone angrily said, Dont answer him, he is a fool Mensah smiled and replied, Obansanjo to IBB, 2011 Now the teacher managed to get up and asked Mensah, Please, who are you? Show yourself! Mensah jumped, yelled and said, Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 13:06:09 +0000