A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, Hey, you killed my father. Chef says to the tuna, Thats my business, fish. Tuna thinks about it and says, then I challenge you to a game of chess and if I win, you stop being a chef forever. And if I win? asks the chef. You can feed me to your customers tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess. Tuna loves to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. Well, looks like I win says the Tuna. The Chef nods and plunges his knife into the tunas belly. But I won says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. So did your father says the chef.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 21:58:08 +0000
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