A turkey goes in for a colonoscopy. It was not good news for the bird. They found bread, onion, celery…. I’ve been told that I’m high-strung because I let little things get to me. That’s because I am self-taut. A lot of people find the name Washington Redskins to be offensive. What if they drop the Washington part? I didn’t want to lose my money in investments. So I hired an expert to lose it for me. I know what’s better than coffee to keep you awake while driving – having a cop follow you. I’m such a joke teller because I eat my corny flakes in the morning. I failed in my cordon bleu cooking school, but I got hired as a cook anyway – at the school cafeteria.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:06:27 +0000