A very old one but still amusing ------------------------- >>> Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : >>> >>> Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by >>> the telephone. >>> >>> Hillen, its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this >>> hour but there is an emergincy!! Ive jist received word thet the >>> Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is >>> istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be >>> gone by the ind of the week. >>> >>> PM: Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those >>> unwanted babies. W ill be ruined. >>> >>> Hilth Munister: Were going to hef to shup some in from Brutain? >>> PM: No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one. >>> >>> Hilth Munister: What about Australia ? >>> >>> PM: Ill call Joolia Gizzard. Tell her we need one million >>> condoms, ten enches long and eight enches thuck.. >>> >>> That way theyll continue to respect the all blacks. >>> Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes >>> that arrived at the Pist Office. >>> >>> She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, >>> all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one. >>> >>> MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM >>> >>> Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi. >>> >>> -- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:21:34 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015