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A veterinarian surgeon had had a heck of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. Is this the vet? asked an elderly ladys voice. Yes, it is, replied the vet, Is this an emergency? Well, sort of, said the elderly lady, theres a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I cant get to sleep. What can I do about it? There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied Open the window and tell them theyre wanted on the phone Really? said the elderly lady, Will that will that stop them? Should do, said the vet, ....it stopped me!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 00:19:49 +0000

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