A was driving down the street at Alausa Rd, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered & jammed it. As usual he wanted something from me for calling while driving... Then suddenly he saw the big Rottweiler dog -Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out, spittle dripin n fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? Me: [I bone face] Yes I carry dog. Dat one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from? ME: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! You sick? ME: No. Na person wey d dog bite we go c. D person almost die sef POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat? ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: And d dog know you? ME: Yes nah. No be my dog? POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am? ME: How you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am but e no open [The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl. Its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear] POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot, i no go collect anything from you ME: How much u go pay me? POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since mornin, na only 1k dey wit me. ME: U neva ready, (attempting to release d dog) POLICE: Ok ok ok ok. E reach 2k, d oda 1k na my wife own bt I go give u join (now close to tears as d dog was becoming impatient n getting ready to attack) Oga I be......g sorry for me take d 2k make u open d door plsssssss ME: Oya bring am (collects d 2k and allows him out of d car) POLICEMAN: God punish you. Idiot. E no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man..
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 07:20:33 +0000
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