A wee 6-year old boy went to visit his granny one day. Whilst he - TopicsExpress



          

A wee 6-year old boy went to visit his granny one day. Whilst he was playing with his toys and granny was dusting furniture in her bedroom, he looked up and said, Granny, how come youve no got a boyfriend? Granny replied, Awh son, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. Jeremy Kyle keeps me company and makes me feel good. The comedies make me laugh. Im so happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Granny then turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grannys neighbour who said, Hello son is your granny hame? The wee boy replied, Aye, shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:01:23 +0000

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