A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk? He replied, They had avocados. If youre a woman, Im sure youre going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. Water in the carburetor WIFE: There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor. HUSBAND: Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculous WIFE: I tell you the car has water in the carburettor. HUSBAND: You dont even know what a carburettor is. Ill check it out. Wheres the car? WIFE: In the pool THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS. 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. Thats scary. It means 75% are running around untreated. HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you. Mom said, No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you. Todays Short Reading from the Bible... From Genesis: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!... -- Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 03:25:14 +0000
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