A wife goes out with friends leaving her husband at home, telling him she wouldnt be late and certainly would be home by midnight... promise! The hours passed quickly and the wine was going down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as a skunk, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, she realized hed probably wake up, so she cuckooed another 9 times. Ever so proud of herself for having such a rapid, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning the husband asked his wife what time she got in, and she said 12 oclock. He didnt seem disturbed at all. Got away with that one, she thought! He thought for a while before saying We needed a new cuckoo clock. When she asked him why, he said, Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, oh shit, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more.... then farted.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 16:11:20 +0000