A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; its a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, So, youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but were unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days. Flattered, the man replies, Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But youre still at fault...women shouldnt be allowed to drive. The woman continues, And look at this, heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, Arent you having any? The woman replies, No. I think Ill just wait for the police... MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever Dont f*ck with them..
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 05:12:07 +0000