A woman and a man got into a car accident. Their cars are smashed, neither one got hurt. They managed to crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says Wow, look at our cars---theres nothing lefted! Must be a sign that we should befriend and not pin the blame on each other. The man replies, Awh okay, I agree with you completely. The woman points to a bottle of scotch thats didnt break and his next to the wreckage, she had in her car. She said lets toast to our friendship and agreement, she hands the bottle to the man. He opens it in agreement no blame and chug a third of the bottle, he pass the bottle to the woman. She looks at him and immediately put the top back on the bottle and lay it back on the ground between him and her. He asks, Why you didnt toast with me? The woman said NO, I better wait till after the police take a report. You understand,right?
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 22:47:52 +0000
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