A woman decides that shes had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, Im here about your ad. Momentarily taken aback, she says, Well, how do I know youre loyal? Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in Nam. Thats where I lost my arms and legs, he replies. Well, how do I know youre rich? she inquires. I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement, he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, Well, how do I know youre a good lover? He shrugs, I rang the doorbell, didnt I?
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 10:56:14 +0000
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