A woman goes to her boyfriend�s parents� house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn�t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend�s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women�s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, �Ginger!� The woman thought, �This is great!� And a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn�t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, �Dammit Ginger!� Once again the woman smiled and thought, �Yes!� A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn�t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, �Dammit ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!� You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near and approved=yes at line 1
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 06:25:40 +0000
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