A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasnt loud,but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womans feet and said in a rather stern voice, Skippy!. The woman thought, This is great! and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didnt even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit Skippy! Once again the woman smiled and thought Yes!. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip. This time she didnt even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 19:18:58 +0000
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