A woman in mourning mode went into the mortuary to make arrangements for her husbands burial. She told the owner of the mortuary that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, Wouldnt it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he is wearing? No! She insisted. It must be a blue suit. She then gave him a blank check to buy one. When she came back days later to take the corpse of her husband for burial, she saw her husband in the coffin and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the owner of the mortuary, That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost? He replied, Actually, It didnt cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, It was wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow if she would mind if her husband is buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I swapped the heads!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:13:01 +0000
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