A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant bawls and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” “Ok, I’m a pr0stitute. ” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman says, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a pr0stitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year. Copyright © 2013
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 21:49:02 +0000
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