A woman went into her young daughters room to check on her and notices that shes writing a letter. Let me see that she says to her daughter. She reads God, I want a m*****f****ng bike. Oh my Lord! she exclaims. Where did you learn this! We are good Catholic Christian people! God will never answer a letter like this. You take yourself, young lady, to the church and confess right now. The little girl goes to the church, confesses and starts to leave. On her way out she notices a small Nativity scene. She takes a quick look around and quickly stuffs the baby Jesus and Virgin Mary in her pockets and goes home. She tells her Mom shes going to re-write the letter and her mom tells her to take it seriously this time. The little girl goes to her desk, takes out the figurines and starts writing. God,I have your kid and your baby momma. If you want to see them again, I WANT MY M*****F****NG BIKE!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 12:45:52 +0000
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