A woman’s husband has died.After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a newspaper advert as follows: “Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria: - You can’t beat me (as my first husband did). - You can’t run around on me (as my first husband did). - You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn’t).” A few days later, the doorbellrings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and legs sitting in a wheel chair. “Can I help you?” she says. “I’m here about your advert in the paper.” “Which advertis that?” “The one looking for a husband.” She says, “Uhm, well, there were certain criteria.” “Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you. I have no arms.” “Well, yes, I see that. but there were other criteria.” “And, as you can see, I could never run around on you. I have no legs.” “Well, yes, that’s true, but there was one other thing that is very important” “Ah, yes, well. how do you think I rang the door bell?” Now what do you think he used in rinqinq the door bell?? *GOODMORNING*
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 04:04:35 +0000
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