A word from the Band, through our PR rep (TBT style) “Recently we noticed that there were a few drops in our fan #’s (that was readily made up again) and though this saddens us to lose a fan we thought we’d remind you of a press event back from 2011” From the AP Wires Vatican City Rome, Aug 2011. In a speech today the Pope issued this decree…”As you are all aware there is a band on the scene called the GooDBarS who are so beyond evil, so beyond reproach…so beyond redemption that to ‘unlike’ them on your Facebook that there are real world consequences for doing so. As you well know I am a conduit between god and you, his children. In our Thursday night conversation god spoke to me and told me that, although they were terrifically evil, they’re not evil enough to be condemned to eternal hell…in fact, I kinda like them. I consider them saints despite what the press, media and the church has to say, after all, I’m god and I make the rules. Anyways, once in a while I see that someone unlikes them on facebook and I’d like for you to let the world know that when you unlike the GooDBarS, somewhere in the world…a kitty needlessly dies. Now you know I don’t like to get all vengeful and all, but I am god…and I do what I like. Any questions for me will have to be forwarded as I am on vacation next week.” Don’t unlike our band. You will kill a cute, cuddly little kitty and that’s not cool. Don’t be that guy
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 14:49:43 +0000
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