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A year in the life of a Blonde:- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... duh.....bottles wont fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years! April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Apparently elbow grease is needed to clean the cooker... spent the whole month searching for some! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldnt find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is C.....isnt it??? October - Hate M & Ms.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 & 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldnt call 911.....duh.....theres no eleven button on the phone!!! What a year!!

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