A-yo, Guys whats going on! ;) Picking Your Nose Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just arent enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery. Depression Pick When youre sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression. Pick A Lot What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame. Kiddie Pick When youre by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, theres no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe youve got an itch but youre really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, youre probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no ones looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting.... Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they dont catch on to what you did. Pick And Flick Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you. Pick And Stick You wanted it to be a Pick and Flick, but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. Pipe Cleaner Pick The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. :D :v :P
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 05:24:50 +0000
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