A-yo, Guys whats going on! ;) Student - Teacher exchanges 1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. 2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! 3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell crocodile? JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER: No, thats wrong JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! 5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! 7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I. ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, I am. ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 9. TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. 10. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didnt punish him? JOHNNY: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. 12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, its the same dog! 13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. :D :v :P
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 21:40:53 +0000