A young Glesca couple went tae the hoaspital fur delivery of their furst wean. When they arrived, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers labour pain to the babys father. He asked if they were interested. Both said, “Aye doactor that’s a great idea go right ahead. The doctor set the machine to transfer 10% of the Mother’s pain to the father of the baby. As the labour progressed, the husband, feeling fine said: “Doacter ah feel fine ye kin crank it up a bit, this is a dawdle”. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband said: “Cmon doactor, gimme the full blast ah don’t know whit aw the fuss is aboot, wi aw these wimmin moaning aboot how sore it is.” The doctor adjusted the machine so that the husband was getting 100% of the mother’s pain. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced no pain either, so much so, that they were released from hospital immediately. They were both ecstatic, but the wife knew she would never hear the end of it, she could hear him now saying: “These wimmin moaning aboot birth pain load of rubbish it isny sore at aw”. When they arrived hame the coalman was lying at the front of the close dead, with a crowd gathered around him. “Whit happened here?” the husband said. “We don’t know said one of the wimmin gathered. “We fun him writhing aboot oan the grun screaming in pain, embdy wid hiv thote he wiz in labour.”
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 07:16:24 +0000
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