A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a pound in one hand and two twenties in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the twenties and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the sweetshop. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the twenties instead of the pound;? The boy bite his chocolate and replied, “Because the day I take the pound; the game is over!
Posted on: Tue, 27 Aug 2013 22:08:39 +0000
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