A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then, ask your brother if hed sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The mother replied, Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and to send you kids to a great university! The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The girl replied, Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts? The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Of course, the brother replied. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy? The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically? The boy replied: Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, were living with two hookers and a future congressman or Govenor.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 18:33:19 +0000
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