A young jogger was running down a country road, and was startled as a horse out in a pasture yells at him. Hey, come over here buddy. The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, Were you just talking to me? The horse replies, Sure was, man. Ive got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago, and this farmer bought me. But now all I do is pull a plow and Im sick of it. Why dont you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. Ill make you some money cause I can still run. The jogger thought to himself, Boy, a talking horse. Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house, where Ole, the old farmer, is sitting on the porch. The jogger says to Ole, Hey, man, Ill give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag youve got out there in the pasture. Ole thought carefully for a moment, and then replied, Son, ya cant believe a ting dat horse says-hes never even been to Kentucky.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 10:27:19 +0000
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