A young woman boards a flight bound for New York and finds herself a window seat in first class. A passenger finds her in his seat. Excuse me, youre in my seat. Have a seat next to me. Im young, beautiful and Im going to New York to be a supermodel and marry a millionaire! she replies. The man decides it wont be so bad sitting next to her and takes the next seat. Along comes the flight attendant checking the tickets. Madam, youre in the wrong seat. Your seat is in economy at the back of the plane. Ill have to ask you to move. Im young, beautiful and Im going to New York to be a supermodel and marry a millionaire! she replies with a flourish. The flight attendant tries to persuade her to move but is unsuccessful so he gets the chief flight attendant. The chief attendant is unable to convince her. Again the young woman replies Im going to New York to be a supermodel and marry a millionaire!. The chief attendant asks the co-pilot to help. No luck, the young woman is determined to stay right where she is. Finally the co-pilot asks the captain to come over. I hear youre going to New York to be a supermodel and marry a millionaire, the captain says. Thats right! she replies with great enthusiasm. The captain leans over and whispers something in her ear. Quickly the woman stands up and walks down to her seat at the back of the plane. The man sitting next to her finally takes his window seat. On the way back to the flight deck the co-pilot asks the captain, What did you say to her? The captain replies, I told her first class is not going to New York.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 03:58:46 +0000