ABOUT GROWING OLDER.................. First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know why I look this way. Ive traveled a long way, and some of the roads werent paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I dont know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that its such a nice change from being young. Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today its called golf. And, finally ~ If you dont learn to laugh at trouble, you wont have anything to laugh at when youre old.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:40:28 +0000
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