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ABUJA TRIP: Akpos accompany his uncle to Abuja to see his old school mate who is now a Senator. After a brief, Akpos uncle and the Senator went for a close door meeting and the house-maid was ask to take care of Akpos: MAID: What would you like to take? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, Frappuccino or coffee? AKPOS: Tea please MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal or green tea? AKPOS: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: How do you want it, Black or White? AKPOS: White please MAID: milk or fresh cream? AKPOS: with milk. MAID: goat, pig, camel, ox or cow milk? AKPOS: Cows milk pls. MAID: freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? AKPOS: Hmm, let me take the freeze land cow MAID: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? AKPOS: sugar is ok. MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? AKPOS: abeg forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? AKPOS: mineral water MAID: flavoured or non flavoured? AKPOS: please just get me an empty glass MAID: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? AKPOS: abeg free me, I go swallow my spit......
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 13:02:50 +0000

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