ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES- RACISM is when a white BB Bold6 cost more than a black BB Bold6 NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of peppersoup A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish peppersoup, shawama, suya,chicken, smirnoff,fayrouz & when you take her home she says sorry Im on my period OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says honey, this food no done OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says honey Im hot, can you please roll down the glass A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says my mummy said I shouldnt take food from strangers A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says mummy I want to piss GOBE is after u withdraw money 4rm ATM machine and turning back u see ur landlord smilling NONSENSE is wen 12k tecno go ping my Z10 BB STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or like
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 20:30:00 +0000