ACTUAL QUOTES FROM CLAIMS REPORTS.... Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don´t have. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife´s face. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof. I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket. I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 07:55:04 +0000
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