AFTERNOON NEWS BREAK Good evening to everyone and to all saints, aints, and otherwise associated members, visitors, and friends. Our roving reporter, Akilah Nisa, is on the scene of some foolishness at the McDonalds on 55th St. In Chicago. And she has this warning for the workers in the House of God.: Bretherens & Sisterens, It is the responsibility of the Greeters Ministry at the entry of the edifice to walkie talkie to the Ushers inside the sanctuary whenever shuckery, foolery, ratchetry, and utter madness is about to enter the courts of praise. If these type of things get passed the Greeters and the Ushers, the last line of defense are those mean, devilish folks that sit in back 4 pews. During the Hug/Greeting Moment, pull her close, use your switchblade (or concealed razor blade) to remove the sales tag from her coif. Then pretend to lay hands on her head, and roll the visible parts of the sponge like a wet baptism towel or like a dry blunt: whichever matches the current state of your Kingdom or worldly lifestyle. The Lord will be pleased. And your Pastor wont be distracted during the sermon. #GovernYouselvesAccordingly #WeKnowYouCarryABlade #BrotherlyLove
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:12:56 +0000